unshaped:

when you’re listening to Anaconda and realize that you are one of the “skinny bitches”

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plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; September 15, 2014

booksfrommyshelf:

i am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones i already own.

pansexualpotatoe:

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

Quick moment for all the people with uteruses


If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

taur:

do you ever wonder how a character is doing after a series is over

Kendrick Lamar - Swimming Pools (Drank)
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sugaracidhemmings:

Kendrick Lamar - Swimming Pools (Drank)

death-limes:

mypocketshurt90:

family show my ass

no but seriously

there’s a brother who’s got his sister’s back

blogwithmeifyouwanttolive:

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”

mosellegreen:

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.